KIRI LA VOLTA
Ooh - she's left me alone with her computer!!! Silly silly silly. Now I can say things!!!
Yesterday we were HEROIC!!! We saved a little white dog called Bo from
certain death under the wheels of the cars thundering along the coast
road. He was so scared. He came out of his harness and thought he'd have
a run, but he didn't know which way to go, so he just ran anyway, and
then he couldn't see his human, and everyone was chasing him or trying
to catch him which made him even more
scared, so he ran and ran and ran, and then we found him, but he
wouldn't stop, so we sat on the path and talked to him - I talked to him
too - he liked that! - and he came quite near, but Small Human Person
couldn't get a hold of him because he'd lost his collar and he just ran
straight past us and off down the path and back on to the road, and
there were cars and vans and things all stopping so as not to kill him,
and then we found his human but she couldn't catch him either and then
she went after him and we started to go home but there was Bo right in
front of us and we nearly caught him but he ran off again so we went in
our car to find Bo's human and her sister, who is a lady I already know
who has a nice new dog called Bobby, and Bo's human got in our car and
we went back and all the cars had stopped in the middle of the road and
Bo was there and she managed to catch him and we lent her a lead to put
round his neck and we took them back to her sister and they were all
happy and saying thank you thank you thank you and Small Human Person
took their photo and they all lived happily ever after. !!!!!!! It was
all VERY EXCITING!!!
ALLY
Phew! That was a very long sentence!
KIRI LA VOLTA
I know!!! It was good wasn't it????
ALLY
I think his name is spelt Beau rather than Bo.
KIRI LA VOLTA
That's a silly way to spell it.
ALLY
It's French.
KIRI LA VOLTA
I don't speak French.
ALLY
You don't speak English either, to be honest, but hey, who cares?
KIRI LA VOLTA
Was I brave?
ALLY
Well .... yes of course you were.
KIRI LA VOLTA
I am a HEROIC DOG!!!
ALLY
Um. Sure.
ANGELA
Ha ha, quite the double act
Phew I am exhausted reading it, all very exciting Kiri.
KIRI LA VOLTA
Yes it was VERY exciting! We walked three times as far as Small Human
Person had planned, back and forth, to and fro, up and down, and we
talked to EVERYONE, and they all said how nice looking I am, and that
made me happy!! And we saved Bo! ... er... Baueeuouoeea ... I can't do
French. Bo.
ALLY
You're easily pleased, Kiri.
ANGELA
Thank you for making my day Kiri
ROSALIND
Brave Kiri! Did you lose all your full stops in the chase?
ANNIE
Oh nice work Kiri & Small Human Person. That's good that you knew the
really best thing to do is sit & talk & wait for the runaway
doggie to come to you. You are indeed a HEROIC doggie.
TERRY
Well done, Kiri!
JOHN
Kiri, your human usually tells a good story, and she told us this story
yesterday. But I have to say that your telling of the tale is much more
exciting. Sometimes punctuation gets in the way of a good stream of
consciousness, and I feel that you have
the advantage over Small Human Person in this regard. Your telling if
the tale also gives proper emphasis to your heroic and brave
contribution to events. Very well done both of you. I'm sure Bo/Beau
will tell all the other dogs about your heroic day. You will be the
toast of the coastal cycleway. xx
SERENA
Well done Kiri, you were really brave and obviously told your small human person just what she needed to do!
