Nothing happened!!!
ALLY:
What do you mean, nothing happened?
KIRI:
We went for a walk round the harbour, and nothing happened!!
ALLY:
Well, the seagulls and the oystercatchers shouted, and the waves crashed against the pier, and you met several friendly dogs who didn't stop to play, and I took some photos of you. I wouldn't say that's "nothing".
KIRI:
Nothing went wrong!
ALLY:
Surely that's a good thing!
KIRI:
But there's nothing to write about!!!!
ALLY:
Would you like me to have an accident every time we go out?
KIRI:
Yes!! No. No, that wouldn't be good.
ALLY:
Well, here's a photo of you laughing. Will that do?
Hahahaha! ROFL! LOL! !!!!
